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I didn’t notice this the first time okay.
The process of realizing. Poor Greg.
That last gif makes it look like Greg just walks out of the party without another word.
“Know what. Fuck this. Every year. Every year he does this. And every year he’s right. And I keep going back to that stupid bitch. Just fuck it. I’m going home to go wank to Molly in that dress.”
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Hello. Are you ready for the story? This is the story of Sir Boast-a-lot.Sir Boast-a-lot was the bravest and cleverest knight at the Round Table. But soon the other knights began to grow tired of his stories about how brave he was and how many dragons he’d slain. And soon they began to wonder, Are Sir Boast-a-lot’s stories even true? Oh no… So one of the knights went to King Arthur and said, “I don’t believe Sir Boast-a-lot’s stories. He’s just a big old liar who makes things up to make himself look good.” And then, even the king began to wonder. But that wasn’t the end of Sir Boast-a-lot’s problem. No. That wasn’t the Final Problem. The end.
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#What do you mean you didn’t do your homework Sherlock #What do you mean you didn’t clean your room Sherlock #What do you mean you were withholding evidence Sherlock #Is that a skull in your room young man #So help me if I find drugs in there you won’t get any cases for a week #And I’m taking away your cell phone #You can have it back when you’ve finished your crime scene analysis #ALL of your crime scene analysis
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